Funny Mood
I'm in another funny mood today so I'm going to have to write another blog seeing as no one is in the room to appreciate my jokes. Last nights blog went down like a tasty chippy on a Friday night. I was told several times that I had brightened up someones day. I am glad so I'm hitting you with another blog, not making any promises of anything worth reading about.
Since my last blog I have slept, got up, showered, and here I am boreder than John Bored from Boredhampton. The only thing that keeps the boredom away is food, the amount of chocolate in my room is atrocious. Its actually quite shocking that I should be exposed to this amount of food and nobody eats it (except from Rose Sethi, my fat friend -bite me).
My Granny and Grandad are also culprits for feeding me up. I just can't say no..
Grandad: "You wantin a magnum Rach?"
Me:"OH aye, gone then."
This was after complaining to them how I was feeling a bit fat after the amount of rubbish I've been munching on over the Christmas period.
Grandad: "You ar lookin a bit more plump round the face Rachel."
Me: "Cheers Grandad, am just gonnae sit this sausage roll, chips, packet o' Golden Wonders, cheesecake and 4 Jaffa Cakes back where they came fae."
I couldn't give up a chocolate if I tried. I don't understand people who complain about other people eating chocolate in the morning "urgh thats disgusting." NO, shame on those people. I eat chocolate with breakfast, lunch and dinner, I also snap off a few chunks before I go to bed. So this morning I attempted to ban myself from eating chocolate before 11 o'clock. I failed and found myself eating an "extra special" double chocolate chunk cookie at 10:30. Who loves chocolate. Rachel loves chocolate! C'mere you.
I wish I could dance like Carlton from the Fresh Prince, you can't learn those moves man, he's born with those shapes. If you don't know what I mean or who I'm talking about then you should be ashamed! LOOK AT HIS HIPS GO.
Since my last blog I have slept, got up, showered, and here I am boreder than John Bored from Boredhampton. The only thing that keeps the boredom away is food, the amount of chocolate in my room is atrocious. Its actually quite shocking that I should be exposed to this amount of food and nobody eats it (except from Rose Sethi, my fat friend -bite me).
My Granny and Grandad are also culprits for feeding me up. I just can't say no..
Grandad: "You wantin a magnum Rach?"
Me:"OH aye, gone then."
This was after complaining to them how I was feeling a bit fat after the amount of rubbish I've been munching on over the Christmas period.
Grandad: "You ar lookin a bit more plump round the face Rachel."
Me: "Cheers Grandad, am just gonnae sit this sausage roll, chips, packet o' Golden Wonders, cheesecake and 4 Jaffa Cakes back where they came fae."
I couldn't give up a chocolate if I tried. I don't understand people who complain about other people eating chocolate in the morning "urgh thats disgusting." NO, shame on those people. I eat chocolate with breakfast, lunch and dinner, I also snap off a few chunks before I go to bed. So this morning I attempted to ban myself from eating chocolate before 11 o'clock. I failed and found myself eating an "extra special" double chocolate chunk cookie at 10:30. Who loves chocolate. Rachel loves chocolate! C'mere you.
I wish I could dance like Carlton from the Fresh Prince, you can't learn those moves man, he's born with those shapes. If you don't know what I mean or who I'm talking about then you should be ashamed! LOOK AT HIS HIPS GO.
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